01 November 2009 ~ Comments Off

First Timer’s Kit: The Safe Effective Way To Lose Your Virginity – $7.41

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first timers kitThe perfect gag gift for insecure teenagers and college students everywhere First Timer’s Kit offers a comprehensive sexual education courtesy of semi-credible medical expert Dr. Eric Ryland Horner.

Contents include

  • Dr. Horner’s comprehensive textbook How to Lose Your Virginity in 96 Pages
  • 10 Sexual Position Study Cards (ranked by difficulty from beginner to advanced to Cirque du Soleil)
  • 10 Heroes of Intercourse Trading Cards (includes the extremely rare Dr. Ruth Westheimer card)
  • Certificate of Copulation (suitable for framing)
  • And more!

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